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Hey Akron,

Are you the same misanthropic asshole that had the OTHER Akron handle that got his ass thrown off this site?

No wait, I KNOW you are....

lmao

East Fishkill NY
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One supposes the ghost is merely a figment of his own imagination.

White Hse Sta NJ
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"Different situations, different people, different desires, lots of communication."

LOL - Is there an echo in here? haha... Luv ya Deb! ;-)

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An old friend of ours told us when we were all still in our 20s that he had difficulty cumming, and it was a real problem. This was w-a-y before the invention of any E.D. meds. Can't say I know enough about his private life to find out whether he overcame the problem, but he and his wife do have a son who looks like the dad.

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RDY, I've about ruined this keyboard myself several times. I absolutely love reading funny nonsense , it is most entertaining. I only wish I had more time , Mr Sav is wanting to bang me for the next 5 hours, fun but I just can't seem to get enough done and still squeeze time in to giggle. Decisions, decisions. whatever shall I do ? I know I'll just throw him my bra and panties and tell him to start without me, I'll join him in a few hours.

Ya know I wonder , these men that claim they can go all day and night and not reach orgasm if it is because they masturbate too frequently and got spoiled by the feel of their own hand and a women just can't compete? I bet they can make themselves cum in less than 15 minutes. Or perhaps they have a medical issue that needs attention. I keep hearing those commercials "If you have an erection for more than several hours , please see your doctor" ...makes ya wonder .Oh well . I'll just be happy that Mr Sav is quite capable of reaching orgasm with me and lasts just the right amount of time. It gives me time to go mall. ;)

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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Sav

No one writes several paragraphs of text to defend their position if they don't 'give a rats ass'. lol

You have proven my point over and over again, (and helped to sharpen my writing skills prior to an assignment) thank you!

BTW, MrsMuir is laughing. Says "I feel sorry for someone so clueless, I really do" She is 10 times the woman you will ever be in your fondest dreams.

I suppose it's not very politic to torture you for my pleasure anymore.....

:)

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"MrsSav,

I have to apologize. I did not mean to 'wrest control' of the forums from you. It must be very difficult, not being able to actually assimilate what you read while that memory problem that prevents you from remembering what people ACTUALLY write in a forum must be a painful thing to deal with as well.

My confidence indeed knows no bounds. It must be very sad to live with so little self confidence. Why, I imagine it would make one seek out a small pathetic subset of a community to control and hope that no one of true ability and confidence comes along to challenge that. I can certainly understand your heart felt defense of that little kingdom, regardless of the actual facts.

So, in the interest of not hurting you any more, or lord forbid, drive you to such depths of depression over this that you murder your vibrator, I will simply let you be and encourage you to buck up and re-take your rightful place at the head of the forum, making the rules and granting those you feel are worthy entrance to your abbreviated realm.

Yeah right.....lmao"

Ghost, I do not know nor do I care what your issue is with me or anyone else. You might be able to cow your lady friend into submission and leave her groveling for a kind word from you but clearly you have mistaken me for someone who gives a rats ass about what you think or for that matter what you think of yourself. Brag until your self esteem has reached it's pinnacle (if that's possible) I will continue to laugh...with you or at you. It matters not in the least to me as long as I find something funny I will laugh until my hearts content. I'm not here to stroke your ego, you do plenty of that yourself . As for vibrators I am so sorry you feel threatened by them and I find it a pity you had to retrain your lady to react to your all power touch after her so called abuse of them. If I were her I'd stick with the battery at least when you're done with it you can shut it the hell up. As for my place in this forum I am ever so flattered and amused you think I have any status. Unlike you I never gave it a moments thought. I am perfectly comfortable with others agreeing or disagreeing with me . Your condescending behavior is merely fuel for my laughter , trust you could not possibly insult me because you see before that could ever happen you'd have to matter and guess what? You don't . The only purpose you serve is to amuse me with your drivel....please continue, I sadly am amused watching you make a fool of yourself.

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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Man, this is just turning into a swinging dick contest.......

Littleton CO
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your bragging....... just saying.

Middletown NY
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I hate to brag, BUT. Mine is 11 inches long, and 2 inches wide, and can last for many hours ;)

LMAO.....

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