Barking at the tree? Oh, you're supposed to kiss trees gently. Barking scares them.

Let me read that again. Barking up a tree? And you got the wrong one? Shame on you for scaring the trees!

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Ah, you caught me, Tort, defining threesome. How many spanks do I deserve for that one? I would consider what you describe as a real threesome: three people interacting for pleasure, In your case two pleasuring one. That does require close quarters for the males, so if there were bi-phobia the males would have a problem with such close quarters. And if they bumped into one another while pleasing you? Would it interupt the flow? Or would they have to keep to opposite ends of your body in order to feel comfortable for both to give you pleasure at the same time? Note that I did not say there had to be bi action, only that there be no bi-phobia that would get in the way of two pleasing the female. We've received email from men who thought a threesome was two guys taking turns with one woman or me, the woman's partner, watching as he does my lady. While both of those activities may happen during a threesome, if either were required, it's not a threesome to our spirit of the term.

That's the purpose of email, to introduce yourself to couples and let each other know what you like and what might happen. It's also the purpose of profiles here. If someone won't read the entire profile, why would that person write? The reason is that so many single guys just want to get fucked and email any couple who indicates they play with single males in the hopes of getting a response from one. Not many couples play often with single males, and many of those who do want a real threesome, meaning three people playing together. So if a guy is bi-phobic, he's not a threesome candidate for us or for many couples who enjoy real threesomes.