LOL PSL my friend told me that and I could not believe it!
Jim, I agree...but just refrain when his face is right there lol
Shelly

Give me a woman who farts every time. The ones who don't are dead.

Jim

Okay, I re-read the OP.
Yep, that was gross, take some fucking bean-o for God's sakes lol
Shelly

lol, well see I don't know what to tell you..there really is no ladylike way to say that air is getting ready to come out of your ass....perhaps say something like "baby, I hate to tell you this, but the back blast area is NOT clear".
LOL. Hey, cut her some slack, maybe she ate brocolli LOL!
Shelly

HUGE difference between pussy farts and ass farts! Come on, girls! You know that, and men do too!! What happened to this poor guy is terribly disgusting. Accidently letting one slip while having sex is one thing, but while receiving oral?! YUCK! That lady needs to figure out how to tighten her ass muscles or go to a gastrologist for medical help. You are a much better trooper than I am. I think I would have bolted!

Well gentlemen you stop flatulating and we'll stop flatulatin lol.
At least we are ladies and are discreet! Y'all have contests.
Shelly

All I can say is....EWWWW

Well gentlemen, this is the DEAL. We look good, we smell good and we are good. However, we are still ALIVE. And we are real. We have certain biological functions and sometimes as hard as we try, toots happen. Get over it. We don't complain when y'all rip them and then rate them, so cut us some slack!! AND don't put our legs on your shoulders and slam the shit out of us if you do not want air to be inserted. Or doggy, that is bad shit too. Just remember, YOU are putting the air in there, not US.
Deal with it lol.
Shelly

That's gross bro! What made you think it wasn't a fart? You didn't feel the draft on your chin? I don't think you were the first person she did that to. Rippin farts while getting eaten out to completion needs a degree of skill. Skills need practice.

In reply to khemp...

I can just about guarantee that before you reach the end of your life that either you or one of your partners with let one slip... notice I said slip, not rip... while you're in the middle of an intense encounter. Sure, it's embarrasing at first for the one that released the gas attack, just be glad if it's not you.