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TOPIC: Do you have a pet name for your penis
Created by: ncmwc4fun
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Thought this should be good for a few laughs.

Mine: El' Presidente!

How about yours?

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dum dum , lmfao

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Seymore is a name I came up with years ago. See's more pussy than I do.................... Thanks for the good laugh. My secret is out!!!!

Gainesville FL
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Nope... I do often offer some California Sausage "when she says she is not hungry."


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I don't have a name for mine, but if I did "Bruce Banner" might work. Because when he gets worked up (angry), he grows. Then I guess when it's hard I'd have to call it "Hulk"

God, I'm such a nerd...lol


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My wife named it Dicky-Do. I told her the joke about being so fat that my belly comes through the door before my Dicky do.

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Well, usually use one of the following:

"Russell, Russell, the one-eyed muscle."

or

"Heat seeking moisture missile."

or

"Mr. Wiggly."

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Mr. Happy.


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When I was in high school, I decided to name mine. I picked up a book of baby names at the library. It didn't take long to find the right one.

Aaron - Hebrew for "the mountain"

Ironic, but it's stuck for about 35 years.


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Dare I?... oh hell why not?

Tyrone.

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lmao it's a good thing that she ain't calling it Fluffy!

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TOPIC: Do you have a pet name for your penis