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TOPIC: Beer vs Pussy

Created by: FunSinCityCouple Original Starting post for this thread:
BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER 14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER 15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

Created by: FunSinCityCouple
Original Starting post for this thread:

BEER  vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF   
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a  little work. - One point to BEER 
 
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One  point to Pussy 
 
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.  - One point to BEER 
 
4. If after taking a swig of your  favorite beer you find a hair between your 
teeth, you may vomit. - One point  to Pussy 
 
5. Ten beers in one night and you  can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night 
and you don't want to drive  anywhere. - One point to Pussy 
 
6. If you have a lot of beer in a  public place, your reputation may suffer. 
If you eat any Pussy in public, you  become a legend. - One point to Pussy 
 
7. If a cop stops you and you smell  of beer you may get arrested. If you 
smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. -  One point to Pussy 
 
8. You normally don't find old beer.  - One point to BEER 
 
9. Too much beer and you'll think  you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and 
you'll think you've seen God. - One  point to PUSSY 
 
10. In most countries there's a tax  on beer. - One point to PUSSY 
 
11. If you have another beer the  first one never gets pissed off - One point 
to BEER 
 
12. You can always be sure if  you're the first one to open a bottle or can. 
- One point to  BEER 
 
13. If you shake beer it'll get all  agitated but it eventually it settles 
down. - One point to  BEER 
 
14. You always know how much beer is  going to cost - One point to BEER 
 
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One  point to BEER 
 
16. Beer never expects to be hugged  for half an hour after you've drank it - 
One point to BEER 
 

FINAL SCORE:  BEER  9
PUSSY 7  

That's it! The matter is  settled, the clear winner is: BEER  

PS: If you are a  woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or 
discriminated, just remember  that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let 
alone express them. -An  extra point for BEER

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User Details are only visible to members.	LMAO @ skindive Good one!
Brownwood TX			Username hidden (11440 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	nope rabbitt, that is careless beer abuse! A good woman would hold the beer while you are watching and fucking! Then when you get thirsty she could hand it to you... What do ya think?
Brownwood TX			Username hidden (11440 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I like them both! LOL
Worthington PA			Username hidden (163 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Is there anything wrong with comprimising? Why not have a couple beers and then have acouple hot pussies? That's heaven!
Binghamton NY			Username hidden (433 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Oh damn, i can't fuckin believe where this copic has gone!! I am so with you fantasykiss. A cold beer is hella good, but prefer a good pussy anyday!! Speaking of my wife is bringing home all her gf to play on saturday. Yeah for me!!!! I am the only man.!! :P PUSSSSSSSY!!!!!! Notice i am not yelling beer?! lol Beer never gets me that damn excited!!!
Pinetop AZ			Username hidden (11 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	"beer cost money and pussy cums with pleasure" AHA! Definatly written by the female half! Every man knows Pussy is much more expensive than beer! ;)
Brownwood TX			Username hidden (11440 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Lets just say this............... ~you can't stick your dick in beer. ~you can't fuck your beer. ~can you cum to beer (maybe if you jack off that's all your going to get) ~you can have a couple of beers, but that just leaves you sitting on the couch and if you have a couple of pussies wouldn't you be more happier and harder? ~i'd much rather have the memory of fucking, sucking, and licking a pussy than drinking a beer by myself or with buds. ~you can drink beer, but hey if your good at eating or fucking pussy you can drink us too. ~beer cost money and pussy cums with pleasure ~can't marry beer ~can't get a beer gut from pussy ANY HOW I THINK PUSSY I UP IN THE POLES NOW!!
Pinetop AZ			Username hidden (11 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Wonderful post Perfect! There were some new ones I have not heard before. -Mr Fun <still chuckling>
Henderson NV			Username hidden (405 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Considering the temperatures in Vegas the last few days, is that HOT PUSSY and COLD BEER being served inside or outside? :)
Henderson NV			Username hidden (405 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I have a case of beer that I would like to trade for one good pussy!
Brownwood TX			Username hidden (11440 post)

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TOPIC: Beer vs Pussy