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TOPIC: Beer vs Pussy
Created by: FunSinCityCouple
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BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAYOFF 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER 14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER 15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

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LMAO @ skindive

Good one!

Brownwood TX
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nope rabbitt, that is careless beer abuse! A good woman would hold the beer while you are watching and fucking! Then when you get thirsty she could hand it to you... What do ya think?

Brownwood TX
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I like them both! LOL

Worthington PA
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Is there anything wrong with comprimising? Why not have a couple beers and then have acouple hot pussies? That's heaven!

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Oh damn, i can't fuckin believe where this copic has gone!! I am so with you fantasykiss. A cold beer is hella good, but prefer a good pussy anyday!! Speaking of my wife is bringing home all her gf to play on saturday. Yeah for me!!!! I am the only man.!! :P PUSSSSSSSY!!!!!! Notice i am not yelling beer?! lol Beer never gets me that damn excited!!!

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"beer cost money and pussy cums with pleasure"

AHA! Definatly written by the female half! Every man knows Pussy is much more expensive than beer! ;)

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Lets just say this...............

~you can't stick your dick in beer. ~you can't fuck your beer. ~can you cum to beer (maybe if you jack off that's all your going to get) ~you can have a couple of beers, but that just leaves you sitting on the couch and if you have a couple of pussies wouldn't you be more happier and harder? ~i'd much rather have the memory of fucking, sucking, and licking a pussy than drinking a beer by myself or with buds. ~you can drink beer, but hey if your good at eating or fucking pussy you can drink us too. ~beer cost money and pussy cums with pleasure ~can't marry beer ~can't get a beer gut from pussy

ANY HOW I THINK PUSSY I UP IN THE POLES NOW!!

Pinetop AZ
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Wonderful post Perfect! There were some new ones I have not heard before. -Mr Fun <still chuckling>

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Considering the temperatures in Vegas the last few days, is that HOT PUSSY and COLD BEER being served inside or outside? :)

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I have a case of beer that I would like to trade for one good pussy!

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