coaster for beer on top of head ...... ;)

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Okay! Let's see here........

You could tied her ankles and wrists together, slip a rope through the middle, hoist up the little lady and tie her off to a ceiling fan. You then, gets on the bed, have a buddy lower her down with the rope and flip the switch!! Yeee Haw! Can she stay on for eight seconds??

Conversely, now we know why Snow White stayed in the woods so long.

Just a thought.

SLO.

I think her ontop is a great idea...she can control just how far she wants it. Don't mistake her sighs of pleasure as pain...I'm thinking thats why you are nervous about it. OR ASK HER...she should be telling you want she wants. Alot of girls like their tonsils tickled...I'm not one of them!....but i hear they are out there...
....and i would think if she had an average sized torso she'd have an average sized vagina. They would have to be ...right? I mean little people do become pregnant and carry babies to term...now my wheels are turning..hmmmm...

from a physical standpoint:
toes to toes,
your nose is in;
nose to nose,
your toes is in.

Deal with that, and you are on your way. In fact, it reminds me of an experience I once had in Bantu.......
Mr. C

DARKIRISH...you sound like a real class act!

hell with the sex invite a few friends over get a air mattress and have yourself a midget tossing contest

lorrieseanswing, we will see you in hell, because we both HAVE to be headed in that direction due to our same sense of humor LOL

We are laughing so hard our sides hurt and we have tears streaming down our cheeks.

Love the way you guys think :)

Share her with me lol, life long dream to make it with a midget

Was she a dwarf or a midget? A dwarf has a normal sized torso and short legs whereas a midget has miniature features from head to toe.

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for the camel toe slide.