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TOPIC: words_of_wisdom
Created by: kevoschu
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1: Man who farts in church often sits in own pew.

2: Elivator smells much different to midget.

3: It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw too fill it.

4: Person who stands on toilet is high on pot.

5: Man who argues with wife all day gets no peice at night.

6: Person who stands with hands in pockets all day feels cocky all day.

7: Fall asleep with itchy ass wake-up with stinky fingures.

AND FINALLY 8: Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

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1: Man who farts in church often sits in own pew.

2: Elivator smells much different to midget.

3: It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw too fill it.

4: Person who stands on toilet is high on pot.

5: Man who argues with wife all day gets no peice at night.

6: Person who stands with hands in pockets all day feels cocky all day.

7: Fall asleep with itchy ass wake-up with stinky fingures.

AND FINALLY 8: Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

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TOPIC: words of wisdom
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