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TOPIC: funny-sexy_messages_on_panties_or_shirts
Created by: SRQNUDISTS
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At a swingers convention a few years ago, a vendor had shirts and panties with funny/sexy messages. We got T a shirt that said, "It isn't going to lick itself." We've seen a few others at clubs, parties and resorts. What's your favorite?

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The Best T-shirt we have seen says, "If God hadn't meant for pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it shaped like a taco?"

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When playing Santa at Tabu, my husbands friend gave him one that said, "Santa is always smiling cause he knows where all the Naughty Girls Live"

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Hubby bought me one that says "Big boobed and awesome"

Burleson TX
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Saw a shirt a long time ago:"I love everyone~And you're next! "

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Not sure why but on a pair of panties: Return to Husband filled up!

Columbus OH
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A shirt I saw said

Stop staring at my TITS! (touch them!)

Now that a shirt would like to see multiples of at a party lol

-Mr.

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Have one that says

Show me your tits

Saw one that said

You a bad boy... go to my room

Picked up a cpls tee shirts that said

Him; If you can read this, the bitch fell off

Her; This bitch doesnt fall off

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For one of those naughty t-shirt party theme parties. I altered a T-shirt for Mr. that originally said "My Biggest Fear is NO BEER" --- I sprayed a big red X over the word BEER and wrote the word SEX over it.

I am pretty certain anyway that if given a choice, beer would be history.

Shelly.

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couple of months ago I saw a shirt with a bicycle on it that said "Ride Me"

the other day I saw panties that had this across the seat: "well, it's not going to spank itself!" I'm not into spanking, but I thought those were TOO cute

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My favorite, "dangerous when wet".

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