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YMBASI: Your neighborhood association wonders why "neighbors" are never invited for any of your parties, cookouts, etc.

Pennsauken NJ
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YMBASI: You always keep a supply of condoms, lube and clean hand towels by your bed… And your guest bed… And your couch in the living room.

Emeryville CA
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YMBASI: When typing or texting on your smart phone it auto corrects "do" to "DP".

Beaver WV
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YMBASI: The only time you go out with your vanilla friends is when you’re on your period.

Emeryville CA
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YMBAS if you find an amazing $5 deal on a 32 pc Chinese cupping set, but you need to order 25....so you call your friends!

East Fishkill NY
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YMBASI: Your wedding reception has an after party.

Emeryville CA
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YMBASI: When someone asks where you’re staying on your trip to Cancun, you pretend that you can’t remember the name of the resort

Emeryville CA
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You get off watching your partner have sex more than actually doing it yourself

Glen Gardner NJ
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YMBASI: The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.

Emeryville CA
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You have condoms in your desk drawer at work, your car, your nightstand, your overnight bag, your shaving kit, your backpack.....

New Orleans LA
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