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Vanilla ice cream doesnt even seem appealing. On a not so side note: check out "sh*t swingers say" on youtube....it's spot on

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your wife ask if sex was good last night,and you say yes.and she says the next time she would like to be there........BS

Kingston TN
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You get awkward looks at the checkout not because your buying condoms, but because your buying 3 different sizes.

Herrin IL
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When your real life is better than your vanilla friends fantasy life.

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YMBASI:

It’s an unwritten law that you can’t call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don’t wake them up.

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Not sure if this makes me a swinger or just sexually educated, but when I read the title of an article on Yahoo just now (BJ's, CostCo, or Sam's Club: Which is best?) my interpretation of the first store name was blow job. ;-)

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YMBASI: The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.

Emeryville CA
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YMBASI you tell your wife you are going on a play date but you're actually meeting your buddies for a round of golf

New Orleans LA
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YMBASI: while driving your wife is sexting a lady.........for you! LOL

Mansfield OH
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YMBASI: when your partner asks you if you want to have sex, you ask "with who?" and it's not a joke!

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