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YMBASI: When shopping you spot items for potential theme nights at lifestyle clubs and parties

Burleson TX
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When you can't invite your family, friends, or co-workers to that long-awaited Halloween party! Then have to make excuses when they ask why they are not invited!

Joliet IL
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YMBASI you immediately translate n.s.a. to "no strings attached" when listening to news reports about national security.

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YMBASI: Your vanilla friend tells you about how he had to choose between two hot chicks at the bar, and you feel sorry for him, because he had to choose. Or If your wife has been with almost as many women as you have.

Jacksonville FL
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returning some folding tables is WAY more than just returning some folding tables!

San Antonio TX
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ymbasi ...your wife keeps a "Go Bag" in your truck...just in case.

Acworth GA
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...or maybe Cheetos handprints on your ass....

Mcallen TX
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Oh, shit! I'm a "real" swinger!

Mcallen TX
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YMBASI: If your SLS email that gets forwarded to your personal email is the bulk of what you get in a day

New Orleans LA
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YMBASI:

You spend more time grooming your privates than most porn stars.

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