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this past sat we were headed to a friend's house for an intimate naked pool and hot tub party. we showered and dressed to go. on the way out of the bedroom she asks if we should at least take suits in case the kids ask where our suits are since we were going fully dressed. i thought to myself:" you may be a swinger if you feel the need to cover your tracks heading out to a naked pool party."

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After an evening of great sex, you have several thank you notes to write.

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Chapstick becomes an inside joke and a sexy exchange

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You look forward to going back to work on Monday so you can get some rest.

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....you go to middle school orientation and there are 2 ladies on their knees by the front door putting name stickers on the kids and you want to ask them if they are the fluffers!!!

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Yes, you may use any or all of the sayings.

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If you are close enough to us?

We enjoy playing with you

or

You can play, or ride Our Sybian too.

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That is a great idea! Wish I had thought to ask :)

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Do I have permission to use some of these on my profile? :)

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I love it! I just copied, pasted and sent this to several friends!

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21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

ABSOLUTELY!

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