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Chapstick becomes an inside joke and a sexy exchange

San Antonio TX
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You look forward to going back to work on Monday so you can get some rest.

Gibsonia PA
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....you go to middle school orientation and there are 2 ladies on their knees by the front door putting name stickers on the kids and you want to ask them if they are the fluffers!!!

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Yes, you may use any or all of the sayings.

Happy hunting!

If you are close enough to us?

We enjoy playing with you

or

You can play, or ride Our Sybian too.

We get the most out of life in any forum!

Angela and Stan

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That is a great idea! Wish I had thought to ask :)

Augusta NJ
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Do I have permission to use some of these on my profile? :)

Covington LA
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I love it! I just copied, pasted and sent this to several friends!

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21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

ABSOLUTELY!

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This hits too close to home

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All of those are good ones!

You answer the question, "how do you know that couple," with half truth, half lie (at a party, through mutual friends at a party, in a bar, etc.)

Your husband whispers, "you'd like to do her," to you at amusement parks while people watching

You take bets on who will see a swing friend at a festival first

Your swing friends give you a much better "going away" party, even at a public place, than do your friends of many many years

You are contemplating naked karaoke, seriously.

You no longer have to search in the attic for something to cover up the windows when throwing a house party.

You have more than one blow up mattress in the closet.

You giggle when looking at displays of hot tubs at Home and Garden shows.

You WANT your husband to take pictures of you. And you'd rather put them on SLS than on Face book.

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