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You might be a Swinger if: Your King Size Bed has not 'two' indentations, your bed has 'three' indentations.

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YMBASI: every LS contact you have in your phone works for the same multi-national orgasmsation known as "SLS".

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You might be a swinger if:

The kids are watching Sesame Street and when Big Bird tells you today's episode was brought to you by the number 3, In your mind you hear "-some and by the letters O M G!"

Dawsonville GA
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YMBASI - if on X-mas eve you're one of those families who opens one present and each time the kids hand you or your husband one from each other - you keep having to say "oh, no not that one honey"

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@MaryGirl.. Husband... My brother is instructed to toss my computer in the wood chipper!

You might be a Swinger if... You open each others Christmas gifts in private.

Lake Butler FL
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The kids assured my wife they would wipe all the computers, iPads, and iPhones clean after we die.

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Fishkill NY
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your wife meeting the woman you showered with last night and them laughing about it as if everyone does that. BTW their good friends now

Huntingdon Valley PA
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Your wife is a Nurse and works at the hospital with a Doctor known as, "Doctor Orgasm"

Thornton CO
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You want to show a friend the pic of the big deer you got, but have to turn away and find the right folder first

You never let anyone hold your phone to scroll through the pics....EVER!!

Lake Butler FL
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I see a hot woman and say, "I'd like to grab a handful of that pussy".

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