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YMBASI when you hang out with people you think, "Why aren't they fucking me already? What is taking so long?" ;)

YMBASI a woman asks if she can sleep with your husband and you're thinking, "Why are you asking ME?"

Parkland WA
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YMBASI-your vanilla friends keep getting pissed at you for not inviting them to your new camp ground. Ahem-Sun Aura.

Joliet IL
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Your almost adult children think mom and dad never go anywhere or do anything fun. They often comment we should " meet people" lol

Newnan GA
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When someone at work talking about someone being a swinger. You agree with how nasty that is. On the inside you wish you could ask for their number. You find yourself looking for potential swingers in your vanilla life.

Columbia SC
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Good one!

Greenville NC
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YMBASI - Your husband says "babe, this isn't a business convention - don't you have something a little less appropriate to wear"

You remark "well you have a suit on so I thought maybe we were mixing it up and going as a shy couple tonight"

To which he replies "Oh this, its my new rip-away suit"

Wilmington NC
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YMBASI - If your first thought of "BBC" is NOT The British Broadcasting Corporation.

Chandler Heights AZ
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YMBASI you pull out your old digital camera, the one you used before smart phones, and find naked pictures from like 8 years ago.

Hagerstown MD
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almost forgot...

"honey, mr. fuckingheraftermeislikedrivingabobcatbehindabulldozer is on the phone for you."

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YMBASI, you only know your friends by some fucked up, inappropriate screen name you can't even say out loud in vanilla world.

i.e. 2cumng4u, welickwetkittys, or shesuckscocklikeafatkideatspie, etc.

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