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@MaryGirl.. Husband... My brother is instructed to toss my computer in the wood chipper!

You might be a Swinger if... You open each others Christmas gifts in private.

Lake Butler FL
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The kids assured my wife they would wipe all the computers, iPads, and iPhones clean after we die.

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your wife meeting the woman you showered with last night and them laughing about it as if everyone does that. BTW their good friends now

Huntingdon Valley PA
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Your wife is a Nurse and works at the hospital with a Doctor known as, "Doctor Orgasm"

Thornton CO
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You want to show a friend the pic of the big deer you got, but have to turn away and find the right folder first

You never let anyone hold your phone to scroll through the pics....EVER!!

Lake Butler FL
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I see a hot woman and say, "I'd like to grab a handful of that pussy".

Thornton CO
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YMBASI - When the doctor or nurse asks you to unbutton your blouse, you answer without a second thought "who wants rights to the first button?"

Clemmons NC
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YMBASI = many contacts in your phone have a descriptor RATHER than a Sirname

Jim aka YourBluedEyedDevil

Mary from beach party

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YMBASI:

Your wife keeps 5 prs. of panties in the glove box (each basic color) to replace trophies/mementos given.

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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YMBASI your college Psych 101 paper is on "Swinging as an alternative to serial marriage."

Payson AZ
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