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We need to check that calendar She!

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So when are you two coming to NJ?

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...you schedule vacations or visiting friends taking into consideration when "that time of the month" will be.

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...when you're golfing, you snicker to yourself when:

Someone asks you to join their foursome.

Someone says, "I really hit the sweet-spot on that one."

When someone says, "That was a great up and in."

When someone explains that they are experimenting with stiffer shafts to see if they can get more length.

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AWESOME thread lol. Some more:

...if in the supermarket or fitness club you look at people and think "I think I know them... if only they were naked/topless/bent over I'd know for sure"

...if you go out with your vanilla friends and while they talk about their kids at gymnastics you think "no hablo vanilla" anymore

...if you're V-safe and your kids know it, but you have to explain every now and then why you have condoms strategically placed all over the house

...if you have "gold" membership to the hotel 3 blocks from your house


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You have to go out on a midnight run to the all night convenience store for milk, bread, condoms and lube. You're disappointed to learn that the 7/11 does not carry Astroglide.

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this past sat we were headed to a friend's house for an intimate naked pool and hot tub party. we showered and dressed to go. on the way out of the bedroom she asks if we should at least take suits in case the kids ask where our suits are since we were going fully dressed. i thought to myself:" you may be a swinger if you feel the need to cover your tracks heading out to a naked pool party."

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After an evening of great sex, you have several thank you notes to write.

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Chapstick becomes an inside joke and a sexy exchange

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You look forward to going back to work on Monday so you can get some rest.

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