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You might be a swinger if:

You're in a public place and you could swear you hear someone whisper your SLS name.

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You might be a Swinger if...........

You really like sitting on Santa's lap and telling him what a bad bad girl you've been.

If Santa brings you toys for Christmas.

If you buy Puppy Pads by the case and dont own a dog.

If you recognize women by their ass not their face

If all you really want for Christmas is Santas naughty boy/girl list.

If your upset that the "ideal" photo spot happens to be to public for your thong

If the idea of your teenage daughter borrowing your clothes is upsetting.

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You hear a phone ring on tv and immediately go to see if there's an instant message request on the computer.

(OK... maybe you're just on SLS too much! LOL!!)

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You might be a swinger if:

When a friend is getting married, the men bring their wives/girlfriends to the bachelor party.

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You Might Be A Swinger If:

The word "slut" is a term of endearment.

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You might be a swinger if:

You can not show your family 99.9% of your vacation pictures.

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You Might Be A Swinger If:

More than half of your vacation pictures are taken in your hotel room!

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You might be a swinger if:

You've taken photos with your head out of frame... on purpose.

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darn, I thought you were going to have the lipstick on something other than a collar.

You might be a swinger if you understand the reference to Chapstick sharing.

You might also be a swinger if you enjoy the things that your mate and a potential partner have in common.

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...your husband has lipstick on his collar and smells like another woman's perfume... and it brings a smile to your face!

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