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You go to BJ's or Costgo once a month and stock up.Bottled water , Lube , condoms ,wipes.bedding pads and you get that LOOK at checkout.

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You might be a swinger if:

Your gynecologist wonders why you’re asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy. :-)

Emeryville CA
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Your social calender is in code. Example: nye@pcg

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You might be a swinger if;

You look forward to going to the airport for an enhanced "pat down" as you both love public play.

Houston TX
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You might be a swinger if:

You go to Las Vegas, but never gamble or leave the hotel.

Emeryville CA
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You might be a swinger if:

You find yourself agonizing over the wording for the Hot Date entry about a gangbang for a friend!

Houston TX
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You might be a swinger if:

The word “slut” has become a term of endearment

Emeryville CA
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You Might be a swinger if:

Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.

Emeryville CA
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You have more hotel points than the guy who goes out of town for business

You have bag and cooler ready to go at all times

You have 2 sets of business cards . One set contains your screen name

You buy condoms, lube, and pads in quantity at the wholesale store

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You might be a swinger if:

You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can’t go out with them this weekend.

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