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You might be a swinger if:

You saw your friends naked before you met them in person!

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You talk biz with an other swinger guy, and when he says, "be my partner", you get the chuckles

You date complains, "honey, I have nothing to take off"

You are trying to find an excuse why to install a vertical pole in your living room

You price a hotel suite for a family of 20. Visiting Hawaii one night only. Every two weeks.

You shop for new clothes with: how would I look without this?

Honolulu HI
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You might be a swinger if you and your wife are at the mall and you see a beautiful lady and you both say Wow I would love to do her.

Bedford PA
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you also know you might be a swinger if:

you return after a fun and naughty trip and even SLS seems boring.

(no offense, i know it is not boring and we do love it.)

Philadelphia PA
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probably been covered-but happening to us right now so it seems appropriate even if duplicitous:

1. you gotta make two sets of photo files-BEFORE you show your kids ANY photos from your recent trip to an island. one must be hidden and p/w protected.

2. your travel friends stop over to drop off their pix and you bust a gut laughing at the naughty stuff you did but don't specifically remember....

3. you also know you are when you absolutely cannot focus at your work for 3-4 weeks after you return. i guaran-damn-tee you the vanilla folks don't have this much difficulty going to back to work. They were not in bed/pool/ocean/shower with...................well you know.

Philadelphia PA
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You might be a swinger if,

Your wife finding a pair of panties in the laundry that aren't her's puts a sexy remembering smile on her face and not a call to a divorce lawyer.

Houston TX
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You Might Be A Swinger If:

When staying at a hotel with a spa, the ladies enjoy deep massages and a facial... but not at the spa.

Gibsonia PA
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i'd have to agree with Mr. Leeza

i fully expect that my wife is comfortable enough to tell me who she thinks is hot and what she would love to do with them. i fully expect my wife to feel at ease with respect to me to be able to act within her boundries of comfort when we are in a situation with playmates. thus, she has the ability to fulfill her fantasies with relative comfort and security as she sees fit.

i DO NOT, however, expect her to cheat. why would i expect it, and why would she do it??????????

Philadelphia PA
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You Might Be A Swinger If:

You don't think of "vanilla" as a flavor any more.

(and Pandorax... I disagree that a swinger would expect a spouse to cheat)

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a swinger if, You EXPECT your wife to cheat on you.........

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