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You might be a swinger if:

The word “slut” has become a term of endearment

Emeryville CA
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Before traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.

Emeryville CA
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You have more hotel points than the guy who goes out of town for business

You have bag and cooler ready to go at all times

You have 2 sets of business cards . One set contains your screen name

You buy condoms, lube, and pads in quantity at the wholesale store

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You are running out of reasons to tell your coworkers why you can’t go out with them this weekend.

Emeryville CA
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You go to more sleepovers as an adult than you did as a kid.

Gibsonia PA
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Half of the numbers on your cellphone or address book are listed only by screen names.

Emeryville CA
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You get pretty good at operating your digital camera with one hand.

Gibsonia PA
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The first thing you do when checking into a hotel is ask for extra towels.

Gibsonia PA
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You saw your friends naked before you met them in person!

Gibsonia PA
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You talk biz with an other swinger guy, and when he says, "be my partner", you get the chuckles

You date complains, "honey, I have nothing to take off"

You are trying to find an excuse why to install a vertical pole in your living room

You price a hotel suite for a family of 20. Visiting Hawaii one night only. Every two weeks.

You shop for new clothes with: how would I look without this?

Honolulu HI
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