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You talk biz with an other swinger guy, and when he says, "be my partner", you get the chuckles

You date complains, "honey, I have nothing to take off"

You are trying to find an excuse why to install a vertical pole in your living room

You price a hotel suite for a family of 20. Visiting Hawaii one night only. Every two weeks.

You shop for new clothes with: how would I look without this?

Honolulu HI
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You might be a swinger if you and your wife are at the mall and you see a beautiful lady and you both say Wow I would love to do her.

Bedford PA
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you also know you might be a swinger if:

you return after a fun and naughty trip and even SLS seems boring.

(no offense, i know it is not boring and we do love it.)

Philadelphia PA
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probably been covered-but happening to us right now so it seems appropriate even if duplicitous:

1. you gotta make two sets of photo files-BEFORE you show your kids ANY photos from your recent trip to an island. one must be hidden and p/w protected.

2. your travel friends stop over to drop off their pix and you bust a gut laughing at the naughty stuff you did but don't specifically remember....

3. you also know you are when you absolutely cannot focus at your work for 3-4 weeks after you return. i guaran-damn-tee you the vanilla folks don't have this much difficulty going to back to work. They were not in bed/pool/ocean/shower with...................well you know.

Philadelphia PA
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You might be a swinger if,

Your wife finding a pair of panties in the laundry that aren't her's puts a sexy remembering smile on her face and not a call to a divorce lawyer.

Washington DC
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You Might Be A Swinger If:

When staying at a hotel with a spa, the ladies enjoy deep massages and a facial... but not at the spa.

Gibsonia PA
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i'd have to agree with Mr. Leeza

i fully expect that my wife is comfortable enough to tell me who she thinks is hot and what she would love to do with them. i fully expect my wife to feel at ease with respect to me to be able to act within her boundries of comfort when we are in a situation with playmates. thus, she has the ability to fulfill her fantasies with relative comfort and security as she sees fit.

i DO NOT, however, expect her to cheat. why would i expect it, and why would she do it??????????

Philadelphia PA
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You Might Be A Swinger If:

You don't think of "vanilla" as a flavor any more.

(and Pandorax... I disagree that a swinger would expect a spouse to cheat)

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a swinger if, You EXPECT your wife to cheat on you.........

New Kensington PA
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You might be a swinger if...

... a large number of contacts on your phone are not listed by names but SLS profile ID (which to anyone else may look like email addresses)

... the contents in your purse includes a 2.5oz bottle of your favorite lube

... you start spending more time out of the house with your partner/spouse and your kids wonder what you are up to

... SLS is your home page when you get on the internet

... you keep a close watch on your digital camera because you haven't uploaded photos from your last playtime and you don't want anyone going through the pictures on the memory card

Sunnyvale CA
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