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You might be a swinger if:

It’s an unwritten law that you can’t call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don’t wake them up.

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You might be a swinger if your favorite clubs are getting raided by the police and shown on the nightly news.

Burleson TX
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You have an entire external hard-drive devoted to nothing but your party photos.

Emeryville CA
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On Monday morning you are glad to go back to work so you can get some rest.

Emeryville CA
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The check-in employee at Motel 6 knows you by name.

Newport Beach CA
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You might be a swinger if:

Your vanilla friends ask why they are never invited to your parties.

Emeryville CA
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You go to BJ's or Costgo once a month and stock up.Bottled water , Lube , condoms ,wipes.bedding pads and you get that LOOK at checkout.

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Your gynecologist wonders why you’re asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy. :-)

Emeryville CA
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Your social calender is in code. Example: nye@pcg

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You might be a swinger if;

You look forward to going to the airport for an enhanced "pat down" as you both love public play.

Houston TX
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