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You might be a swinger if you have prescriptions for Viagra at three different drugstores from 3 different MD's.

You wife does not ask WHAT are we doing this weekend but asks "WHO" are we doing?

Your favorite swing play hotel has a clerk that not only knows your name but that you require a california kingbed,extra towels, and taht Mr. & Mrs. XX will be asking for your room number soon.

Shrewsbury MA
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You might be a swinger if:

On Monday morning you are glad to go back to work so you can get some rest.

Emeryville CA
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Most people, when someone is being a jerk... just shrug and say, "fuck 'em."

You Know You Might Be A Swinger If:

When someone is being a jerk, you shrug and say, "I'm not gonna fuck 'em!"

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a swinger if:

You’ve taken photos of yourself with your head out of frame; And it was on purpose.

Emeryville CA
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When your at the mall and you here Santa go ho ho ho and can't help but giggle

Dayton OH
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You might be a swinger if:

You’ve handed out business cards to people, but the cards have nothing to do with your occupation.

Emeryville CA
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If you remember license plates by relateing them to play,,(BBW 245) (MFM 078) etc.

Dumas TX
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You might be a swinger if:

It’s an unwritten law that you can’t call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don’t wake them up.

Emeryville CA
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You might be a swinger if your favorite clubs are getting raided by the police and shown on the nightly news.

Burleson TX
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You might be a swinger if:

You have an entire external hard-drive devoted to nothing but your party photos.

Emeryville CA
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