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You might just be a swinger if:

You get frequent traveler discounts from the Hotel booking website, even though you never travel more than 50 miles away from your town.

Tacoma WA
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You might be a swinger if:

The term Vanilla isn’t just a flavor to you anymore.

Emeryville CA
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If you can take a great sexy picture of your back side by yourself.

Evidence to the left.

New York NY
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You might be a swinger if:

You know which of your outfits looks best under a black light

Emeryville CA
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You Know You Might Be A Swinger If:

Your "to do" list is not about chores...

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a swinger if:

You make bets with other swinger friends about how long it will take to corrupt your cute vanilla girlfriend.

Emeryville CA
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You might be a swinger if...

You have to rotate weekend parties between your swinger friends and your vanilla ones.

Kenly NC
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You might be a swinger if:

Making it an early night means getting home before 3 a.m.

Emeryville CA
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You might be a swinger if you have prescriptions for Viagra at three different drugstores from 3 different MD's.

You wife does not ask WHAT are we doing this weekend but asks "WHO" are we doing?

Your favorite swing play hotel has a clerk that not only knows your name but that you require a california kingbed,extra towels, and taht Mr. & Mrs. XX will be asking for your room number soon.

Las Vegas NV
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You might be a swinger if:

On Monday morning you are glad to go back to work so you can get some rest.

Emeryville CA
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