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Your almost adult children think mom and dad never go anywhere or do anything fun. They often comment we should " meet people" lol

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When someone at work talking about someone being a swinger. You agree with how nasty that is. On the inside you wish you could ask for their number. You find yourself looking for potential swingers in your vanilla life.

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Good one!

Greenville NC
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YMBASI - Your husband says "babe, this isn't a business convention - don't you have something a little less appropriate to wear"

You remark "well you have a suit on so I thought maybe we were mixing it up and going as a shy couple tonight"

To which he replies "Oh this, its my new rip-away suit"

Clemmons NC
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YMBASI - If your first thought of "BBC" is NOT The British Broadcasting Corporation.

Chandler Heights AZ
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YMBASI you pull out your old digital camera, the one you used before smart phones, and find naked pictures from like 8 years ago.

Hagerstown MD
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almost forgot...

"honey, mr. fuckingheraftermeislikedrivingabobcatbehindabulldozer is on the phone for you."

Cocoa Beach FL
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YMBASI, you only know your friends by some fucked up, inappropriate screen name you can't even say out loud in vanilla world.

i.e. 2cumng4u, welickwetkittys, or shesuckscocklikeafatkideatspie, etc.

Cocoa Beach FL
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YMBASI When for your college psychology class, your professor says, "our next chapter is going to be on hedonism" and your eyes perk up.

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YMBASI: You're listening to a country music radio station, Josh Turner's song "Long Black Train" comes on, and you turn to each other and laugh out loud.

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