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almost forgot...

"honey, mr. fuckingheraftermeislikedrivingabobcatbehindabulldozer is on the phone for you."

Orlando FL
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YMBASI, you only know your friends by some fucked up, inappropriate screen name you can't even say out loud in vanilla world.

i.e. 2cumng4u, welickwetkittys, or shesuckscocklikeafatkideatspie, etc.

Orlando FL
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YMBASI When for your college psychology class, your professor says, "our next chapter is going to be on hedonism" and your eyes perk up.

Pennsauken NJ
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YMBASI: You're listening to a country music radio station, Josh Turner's song "Long Black Train" comes on, and you turn to each other and laugh out loud.

Fort Worth TX
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When the family gathers to celebrate your birthday, your brother asks you what's new in your life and you can't tell him about your GB tomorrow, or the party next Saturday, or the party 2 weeks from next Saturday...

Fort Worth TX
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TMBASI- The butterfinger candy bar commercial during the Super bowl made you think of swingers.

Columbus OH
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YMBASI: When shopping you spot items for potential theme nights at lifestyle clubs and parties

Burleson TX
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When you can't invite your family, friends, or co-workers to that long-awaited Halloween party! Then have to make excuses when they ask why they are not invited!

Joliet IL
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YMBASI you immediately translate n.s.a. to "no strings attached" when listening to news reports about national security.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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YMBASI: Your vanilla friend tells you about how he had to choose between two hot chicks at the bar, and you feel sorry for him, because he had to choose. Or If your wife has been with almost as many women as you have.

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