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YOU MIGHT BE A SWINGER: IF WHEN UPDATING TO A NEW CELL PHONE AND WANTING ALL THE PICS TRANSFERRED OVER YOU ASK THE TECH IF HE WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR PICS AND VIDEOS WHILE HE IS DOING IT.

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You had already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person.

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Welcome to the forum TOTRRTYTD

YMBASI: You have re-written the instructions for every board and card game to include taking off an article of clothing and/or performing a sexual act.

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You might be a swinger if your medicine closet has a whole draw of assorted condoms and your family knows you don't need them. Funny story. My 22 aged college daughter came down from MN to spend several weeks with us. After she left I noticed that we had significantly fewer condoms in the drawer when she left. She never said a word but I am sure she wondered exactly why we had about 8 dozen condoms . I think we're down to about 3 dozen now lol. I suppose I should be grateful she is smart and using them but curious exactly what she thought about a supply that vast in the closet of "old people" who have both been surgically safe for years .

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You are running out of reasons to tell your vanilla friends why you can’t go out with them this weekend.

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You might be a swinger if: Your wife has a closet full of clothes and heels, but nothing to wear out!

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You might be a swinger if:

You wake up in the morning and find that half of the cloths on the floor don’t fit you or your partner.

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...you think, 'Luckily my lady is cute, otherwise I'd have to do her alone.'

Honolulu HI
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You might be a swinger if:

Your "to do" list is not about chores.

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If you wake up the next morning and "ask honey what were their names again" and she replies "duh his name was Sav and hers was Win" BTW our names have no correlation with our real names. Mrs Sav

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