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Your "to do" list is not about chores.

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If you wake up the next morning and "ask honey what were their names again" and she replies "duh his name was Sav and hers was Win" BTW our names have no correlation with our real names. Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes and you have more lingerie than most department stores.

Emeryville CA
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When preparing for a Hurricane, you check your vibrators for extra batteries.

New York NY
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The word "slut" has become a term of endearment....

Emeryville CA
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You see a really hot girl walking down the street and you say to yourself "I wonder if she'll do my wife!"

Emeryville CA
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You migt be a swinger if

You've been married for years, but you still get first date jitters.

Sarasota FL
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Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it.

Emeryville CA
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Your gynecologist wonders why you’re asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy....

Emeryville CA
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that is tha funniest thing i've read ever and a good 99% percent are ture

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