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You might be a swinger if your medicine closet has a whole draw of assorted condoms and your family knows you don't need them. Funny story. My 22 aged college daughter came down from MN to spend several weeks with us. After she left I noticed that we had significantly fewer condoms in the drawer when she left. She never said a word but I am sure she wondered exactly why we had about 8 dozen condoms . I think we're down to about 3 dozen now lol. I suppose I should be grateful she is smart and using them but curious exactly what she thought about a supply that vast in the closet of "old people" who have both been surgically safe for years .

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You are running out of reasons to tell your vanilla friends why you can’t go out with them this weekend.

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You might be a swinger if: Your wife has a closet full of clothes and heels, but nothing to wear out!

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You wake up in the morning and find that half of the cloths on the floor don’t fit you or your partner.

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...you think, 'Luckily my lady is cute, otherwise I'd have to do her alone.'

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Your "to do" list is not about chores.

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If you wake up the next morning and "ask honey what were their names again" and she replies "duh his name was Sav and hers was Win" BTW our names have no correlation with our real names. Mrs Sav

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Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes and you have more lingerie than most department stores.

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When preparing for a Hurricane, you check your vibrators for extra batteries.

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The word "slut" has become a term of endearment....

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