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YMBASI: You’ve become especially good at operating your digital camera with one hand.

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On your key ring, you have you along with your grocery store power cards, your VIP frequent club card to scan and go right in.

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YMBASI: In the middle of sex with your spouse, you ask someone else to take over for a minute while you go to the restroom.

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YMBASW when packing for a weekend, you need the larger bag for your "toys" and the smaller one for clothes.

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*like* Very funny reading this morning,

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YMBASI: The staff of Hedonism III sends you birthday cards.

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YMBASI you have a drawer full of panties that were left behind and when a lady stops over and you invite her to see if any are hers, she doesn't get pissed.

New Orleans LA
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YMBASI: The babysitter wonders why you are always already wearing your full-length coat when she arrives.

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YMBASI: Your neighborhood association wonders why "neighbors" are never invited for any of your parties, cookouts, etc.

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YMBASI: You always keep a supply of condoms, lube and clean hand towels by your bed… And your guest bed… And your couch in the living room.

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