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YMBASI:

It’s an unwritten law that you can’t call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don’t wake them up.

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Not sure if this makes me a swinger or just sexually educated, but when I read the title of an article on Yahoo just now (BJ's, CostCo, or Sam's Club: Which is best?) my interpretation of the first store name was blow job. ;-)

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YMBASI: The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels.

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YMBASI you tell your wife you are going on a play date but you're actually meeting your buddies for a round of golf

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YMBASI: while driving your wife is sexting a lady.........for you! LOL

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YMBASI: when your partner asks you if you want to have sex, you ask "with who?" and it's not a joke!

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You have a old little cooler labeled "The Swinger" and you both smile and tingle when your friends jokingly say "Its a lifestyle not a cooler" trying to be funny.

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YMBASI: You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome.

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Welcome to the forum randyandshauna

YMBASI one of your playmates offers to text you a pic of her giving another guy a BJ and you respond with a pic of another girl giving you one at the exact same moment. lol

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YMBASI: Half of your vacation photos were taken in your hotel room.

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