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i'd have to agree with Mr. Leeza

i fully expect that my wife is comfortable enough to tell me who she thinks is hot and what she would love to do with them. i fully expect my wife to feel at ease with respect to me to be able to act within her boundries of comfort when we are in a situation with playmates. thus, she has the ability to fulfill her fantasies with relative comfort and security as she sees fit.

i DO NOT, however, expect her to cheat. why would i expect it, and why would she do it??????????

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You Might Be A Swinger If:

You don't think of "vanilla" as a flavor any more.

(and Pandorax... I disagree that a swinger would expect a spouse to cheat)

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a swinger if, You EXPECT your wife to cheat on you.........

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You might be a swinger if...

... a large number of contacts on your phone are not listed by names but SLS profile ID (which to anyone else may look like email addresses)

... the contents in your purse includes a 2.5oz bottle of your favorite lube

... you start spending more time out of the house with your partner/spouse and your kids wonder what you are up to

... SLS is your home page when you get on the internet

... you keep a close watch on your digital camera because you haven't uploaded photos from your last playtime and you don't want anyone going through the pictures on the memory card

Sunnyvale CA
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You Might Be A Swinger If:

When selecting new carpets, your choice is based on which kind is less likely to give "rug burns."

Gibsonia PA
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You Might Be A Swinger If:

When somehow an ex-lover comes up in conversation, instead of getting jealous or angry you want details...

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a swinger if:

You watch the television show "Wife Swap" and are very disappointed.

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a swinger if:

You're in a public place and you could swear you hear someone whisper your SLS name.

Gibsonia PA
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You might be a Swinger if...........

You really like sitting on Santa's lap and telling him what a bad bad girl you've been.

If Santa brings you toys for Christmas.

If you buy Puppy Pads by the case and dont own a dog.

If you recognize women by their ass not their face

If all you really want for Christmas is Santas naughty boy/girl list.

If your upset that the "ideal" photo spot happens to be to public for your thong

If the idea of your teenage daughter borrowing your clothes is upsetting.

Anniston AL
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You hear a phone ring on tv and immediately go to see if there's an instant message request on the computer.

(OK... maybe you're just on SLS too much! LOL!!)

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