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YMBASI = many contacts in your phone have a descriptor RATHER than a Sirname

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Mary from beach party

James aka SilkySounds

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YMBASI:

Your wife keeps 5 prs. of panties in the glove box (each basic color) to replace trophies/mementos given.

Tramp

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YMBASI your college Psych 101 paper is on "Swinging as an alternative to serial marriage."

Payson AZ
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You have a closet full of sexy costumes and continue to buy them all year long yet Halloween comes only once a year.

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YMBASI: She wakes up from playing the night before, inhales deeply into her hands and asks you to do them same and then proclaims, "She smells so good!"

YMBASI: The two of you and your girlfriend have to be prepped for breakfast conversation with vanilla friends.

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YMBASI: You are bored to death listening to vanilla co-workers talk about the wild, risque Saturday night they had at the strip club... Fully clothed and with other vanillas

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Hey I'm new here so this may already been used. I got two.

Your dying to tell a friend but you wait till you have something on him then you brag about being a swinger or all the names in your contact list only have a 1st name by them Charlie

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My basic "stuffing the turkey" has a whole different meaning.

Joliet IL
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YMBASI you buy wet wipes in bulk, but don't have kids.

Parkland WA
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YMBASI when you hang out with people you think, "Why aren't they fucking me already? What is taking so long?" ;)

YMBASI a woman asks if she can sleep with your husband and you're thinking, "Why are you asking ME?"

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