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YMBASI you pull out your old digital camera, the one you used before smart phones, and find naked pictures from like 8 years ago.

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almost forgot...

"honey, mr. fuckingheraftermeislikedrivingabobcatbehindabulldozer is on the phone for you."

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YMBASI, you only know your friends by some fucked up, inappropriate screen name you can't even say out loud in vanilla world.

i.e. 2cumng4u, welickwetkittys, or shesuckscocklikeafatkideatspie, etc.

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YMBASI When for your college psychology class, your professor says, "our next chapter is going to be on hedonism" and your eyes perk up.

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YMBASI: You're listening to a country music radio station, Josh Turner's song "Long Black Train" comes on, and you turn to each other and laugh out loud.

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When the family gathers to celebrate your birthday, your brother asks you what's new in your life and you can't tell him about your GB tomorrow, or the party next Saturday, or the party 2 weeks from next Saturday...

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TMBASI- The butterfinger candy bar commercial during the Super bowl made you think of swingers.

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YMBASI: When shopping you spot items for potential theme nights at lifestyle clubs and parties

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When you can't invite your family, friends, or co-workers to that long-awaited Halloween party! Then have to make excuses when they ask why they are not invited!

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YMBASI you immediately translate n.s.a. to "no strings attached" when listening to news reports about national security.

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