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Created by: CleanOral51 Original Starting post for this thread:
1. You see a really hot girl walking down the street and you say to yourself "I wonder if she'll do my wife!" 2. Every bottle of liquor in your house has a big sticker with your membership number or couple name on it. 3. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4 am on Saturday nights/Sunday mornings and have a Freshly F'cked look. 4. Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes and you have more lingerie than most department stores. 5. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi. 6. You go to Jamaica once a year and "Hedo" means something to you. 7. You are running out of reasons to tell your "normal" friends why you can't go out with them. 8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu sexual adventure, most are shocked or stunned, and you say "Cool!" 9. All of a sudden...you have friends in Minnesota, Utah, West Virginia and New Mexico. 10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and xoticcouple. 11. Many of your pictures are from different hotel rooms, and in quite a few you have a convention wristband on. 12. Your night stand drawer is full of bar napkins with couple's names and phone numbers. 13. You only know couples by their first names and e-mail addresses. 14. You spend more time grooming your privates than most porn stars. 15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear. 16. You're the only one at the gym shower with shaved balls. 17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street! 18. You never open the garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed. 19. You wonder how to explain to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until early Sunday afternoon..... 20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom every Saturday night. 21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

Created by: CleanOral51
Original Starting post for this thread:

1. You see a really hot girl walking down the street and you say to yourself "I wonder if she'll do my wife!"

2. Every bottle of liquor in your house has a big sticker with your membership number or couple name on it.

3. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4 am on Saturday nights/Sunday mornings and have a Freshly F'cked look.

4. Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes and you have more lingerie than most department stores.

5. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.

6. You go to Jamaica once a year and "Hedo" means something to you.

7. You are running out of reasons to tell your "normal" friends why you can't go out with them.

8. At work, when someone tells of a risqu sexual adventure, most are shocked or stunned, and you say "Cool!"

9. All of a sudden...you have friends in Minnesota, Utah, West Virginia and New Mexico.

10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and xoticcouple.

11. Many of your pictures are from different hotel rooms, and in quite a few you have a convention wristband on.

12. Your night stand drawer is full of bar napkins with couple's names and phone numbers.

13. You only know couples by their first names and e-mail addresses.

14. You spend more time grooming your privates than most porn stars.

15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear.

16. You're the only one at the gym shower with shaved balls.

17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street!

18. You never open the garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed.

19. You wonder how to explain to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until early Sunday afternoon.....

20. Your kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom every Saturday night.

21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

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User Details are only visible to members.	your wife ask if sex was good last night,and you say yes.and she says the next time she would like to be there........BS
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User Details are only visible to members.	YMBASI: The only times you get a babysitter is when you're at home.
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User Details are only visible to members.	You get awkward looks at the checkout not because your buying condoms, but because your buying 3 different sizes.
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User Details are only visible to members.	YMBASI: You request condoms at your OBGYN appt and everyone knows your husband has had a vasectomy and you've had a hysterectomy.
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User Details are only visible to members.	When your real life is better than your vanilla friends fantasy life.
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User Details are only visible to members.	YMBASI: It’s an unwritten law that you can’t call any of your friends on Saturday or Sunday until at least 3 p.m. so you don’t wake them up.
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User Details are only visible to members.	YMBASI you have a collection of complimentary hair products, lotion and a pen from every hotel chain in the USA and you didn't acquire them through business travel.
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User Details are only visible to members.	Scandle, then we are both sexually educated! I had seen that article, and had exactly the same thought. :)
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User Details are only visible to members.	Not sure if this makes me a swinger or just sexually educated, but when I read the title of an article on Yahoo just now (BJ's, CostCo, or Sam's Club: Which is best?) my interpretation of the first store name was blow job. ;-)
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