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TOPIC: Words with Two Meanings-- His and Hers Versions
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Eight Words with two Meanings...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) a dj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.. . Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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"I have nothing to wear!'

female- "I have nothing new."

male- "I have nothing clean."

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shopping-male-going to the store and buying exactly what you need then departing

shopping-female-an all day excursion to parts unknown for everything but what you went for to start out with

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Eight Words with two Meanings...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) a dj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male.. . Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

East Ridge TN
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TOPIC: Words with Two Meanings-- His and Hers Versions