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WOMAN'S POEM : Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks, I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Created by: bj3951
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WOMAN'S POEM :
 Before I lay me down to sleep,
 I pray for a man who's not a creep,
 One who's handsome, smart and strong.
 One who loves to listen long,
 One who thinks before he speaks,
 One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
 I pray he's rich and self-employed,
 And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
 Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
 Massage my feet and help me stand.
 Oh send a king to make me queen.
 A man who loves to cook and clean.
 I pray this man will love no other.
 And relish visits with my mother.
 

A MAN'S POEM:
 I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on
 a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
 This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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User Details are only visible to members.	WOMAN'S POEM : Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks, I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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