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TOPIC: Walmart Greeter
Created by: Easternpacouple
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After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less

than a day. About two hours into my day a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked

into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I

had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children

you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,they ain't twins. The oldest

one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just

stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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I love that joke and you know it fits a lot of the time

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After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less

than a day. About two hours into my day a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked

into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I

had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children

you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,they ain't twins. The oldest

one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just

stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Morgantown PA
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TOPIC: Walmart Greeter