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TOPIC: Very_Very_Sad
Created by: rangerpsu
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Very very sad! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this,

97 Million Americans are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!

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Of course... but if you have never done it in a beetle you have never really done it in a car! When do we start? What if we go through several sessions and we are not cured, in fact want more than we did before? What if we make you fall back in your old habits? I guess we will have to just invite more help...

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hmmm does a station wagon count?

Fort Worth TX
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OMG! There is a god! I my need several sessions and you must be patient! Sometimes I might fall of the wagon... (ever done it in a wagon?)

Willis TX
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4play as a sex counselor I feel I need to tell you how proud I am of you for admitting your addiction to sex. I myself am a recovering sexaholic --- I was a - dick - ed worst case my counselor had seen until SHE was able to "help" me find a "safe zone". I feel now that I must help you so please let me take you but the hand (hehehe, that is what we professionals call it - keeps things sexually sensitive) hmmm sexually sensitive - NOW that is a totally different topic. LOL --- lucky for you I am not a counselor but a provider : ) Hope all is well for you and Mrs 4play. I miss posting in forums, I hate it when real life is so busy you can't play a little along the way : ) KACEY

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hmmmm.... Thanks pat, I really should have turned her down as I can hardly live with myself now. Thanks for being so understanding. (sob, sob) My name is 4play... And I am a sexaholich.... (sob, sob)

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Now I really am sad!!!!

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Damn, I would have just talked about it last night if Mrs. 4play had not come in and interupted my lonely moment. Sorry... I feel I have betrayed you all on this thread!

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Sounds like a plan! LOL

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what if we just sit around and talk about what comes up

Fort Worth TX
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that is very very very sad! You are here with me and we are not haveing sex! sad, sad, sad, sad, sad!

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