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TOPIC: Two_Old_Geezers_
Created by: Nkenswing
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were sitting in the lounge of a retirement home complaining about the indignities of growing old.

"My hands shake so bad", said the first geezer, "That when I went to shave this morning, I cut my face five times."

"That's nothing", said the second geezer. "My hands shake so bad that when I went to piss this morning I came three times."

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Overheard a gentleman at retirement home say to his buddy "my hands shake so bad my wife says she like my new 'tricks & technique' for getting her off and buddy does it save me time" teeheehee

Always a silver lining :)

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For a couple geezers in politics...

Pittsburgh PA
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were sitting in the lounge of a retirement home complaining about the indignities of growing old.

"My hands shake so bad", said the first geezer, "That when I went to shave this morning, I cut my face five times."

"That's nothing", said the second geezer. "My hands shake so bad that when I went to piss this morning I came three times."

Pittsburgh PA
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