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TOPIC: True story Man calls 911 after hookers fail to include him in threesome
Created by: robinnest_2001
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Apologies to Ben Franklin, but there are three certainties in life; death , taxes and that someone will always end up unhappy in a three some.

Best thing todo if you end up unfulfilled after a 3 some is just check it off your sexual bucket list and move on. Don't gripe to a 911 operator about it .Especially when the other 2 participants are hookers.

But thats exactly what a 63 year old man did after being left with the short end of his own stickdespite paying a 50 year old female and a 34 year old female 400.00 for the purpose of putting him in the middle of a love sandwich and smoking weed.

the man called 911 last week to report a robbery. when cops arrived the manexplained that the agreement was that he was to be in the middle of both womenwhile the 3 engaged in sexual activity with each other. Instead the 2 women got friendly with each otherleaving him a mere spectator . they smoked his weed to .

Hate when that happens...

He contended the prostitutes got undressed started smoking his weed and did not invitw him in the bed. He responded by disrobing and getting into bed.But the 2 women put him on the end and not in the middle like they agreed to. making matters worse the 2 women engaged in sexual activity with each other while he was sidelined. regulated to the end and not in the desired man in the middle slot, he was left to grope the breast of the female closest to him, but after that fleeting fondle the two femlaes took his money and left without fully servicing him.

Him and the two females were busted on prostitution charges.

Some unsolicited advice;if you find yourself in a similar situation ,don't call the cpos! call the better bussiness bureau or better yet see if the hookers you intend to hire for a threesome have a good Yelp and/or Angies list rating .

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Where is the whole Darwin thing when you need it.

See Darwin awards if you need a referance. Lol

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I guess my question would be, "How did this idiot live to be 63 years old?"

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Apologies to Ben Franklin, but there are three certainties in life; death , taxes and that someone will always end up unhappy in a three some.

Best thing todo if you end up unfulfilled after a 3 some is just check it off your sexual bucket list and move on. Don't gripe to a 911 operator about it .Especially when the other 2 participants are hookers.

But thats exactly what a 63 year old man did after being left with the short end of his own stickdespite paying a 50 year old female and a 34 year old female 400.00 for the purpose of putting him in the middle of a love sandwich and smoking weed.

the man called 911 last week to report a robbery. when cops arrived the manexplained that the agreement was that he was to be in the middle of both womenwhile the 3 engaged in sexual activity with each other. Instead the 2 women got friendly with each otherleaving him a mere spectator . they smoked his weed to .

Hate when that happens...

He contended the prostitutes got undressed started smoking his weed and did not invitw him in the bed. He responded by disrobing and getting into bed.But the 2 women put him on the end and not in the middle like they agreed to. making matters worse the 2 women engaged in sexual activity with each other while he was sidelined. regulated to the end and not in the desired man in the middle slot, he was left to grope the breast of the female closest to him, but after that fleeting fondle the two femlaes took his money and left without fully servicing him.

Him and the two females were busted on prostitution charges.

Some unsolicited advice;if you find yourself in a similar situation ,don't call the cpos! call the better bussiness bureau or better yet see if the hookers you intend to hire for a threesome have a good Yelp and/or Angies list rating .

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