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TOPIC: Top_ten_things_not_to_say_first__to_a_potential_playmate_at_a_party
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Bloopers and boners (groan) least likely to lead to fun....

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Can I take my viagra pill first?

Alexandria VA
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Before we start, let me take my herpes medication. Lol

Houston TX
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I went to a couple's house to have a threesome with them and the wife took me in the bathroom and started to pull my pants off to clean me up and I told her, "Hey. Don't be washing off my groin area. I just took a shower this morning. You're going to wash away all my good bacteria, that's protecting me from the bad ones, that's going to invade in private regions".

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Hmmmm Looks like a penis but smaller.

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"I'm kind of a big deal.......people know me! I wanna be on you!" ( Ron Burgandy )

Greer SC
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Ok, so I stole this one from the Yahoo chat. "Hey, so you like a fat guy with no money?"

Joliet IL
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Hang on while I go get my magnify glass.

Joliet IL
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I have herpes/AIDS/HIV! STD anyone?

Joliet IL
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Hey, I saw you in action in the play room; have you recovered enough to do me now?

Sarasota FL
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I'm "taking one for the team," so don't expect too much!!!

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TOPIC: Top ten things not to say first to a potential playmate at a party
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