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TOPIC: Top ten things not to say first to a potential playmate at a party
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I'm "taking one for the team," so don't expect too much!!!
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For a fat girl you don't sweat too much.
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Welcome to the forums.
Keep the day job. |
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While at a house party of several good friends, the wife of a new couple was wearing a tank top that read, "I own the pussy, and I make the rules!" Cute, I thought.
Later, she actually expressed that mandate loudly and rudely during a pleasant conversation. Without thinking, I shot back, "Well, lady, you need to understand that I own a cock, so I'll be the sole judge of whether your rules are worth my time." Being the arrogant bitch she was, she grabbed her husband and left the party in a huff. There was loud applause from our friends as the door closed behind her. |
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1. What do you mean it IS hard ???????
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2. You would look better with breast implants.
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3. You've had an enema, right?
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4. Here... take this pill. You'll need it to dull the pain.
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5. I think I recognize you but can you take your
clothes off so I can be sure? Mrs Sav |
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6. The voices in my head aren't bothering you... are they?
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TOPIC: Top ten things not to say first to a potential playmate at a party
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