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TOPIC: Top ten things not to say first to a potential playmate at a party
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Ok, so I stole this one from the Yahoo chat.
"Hey, so you like a fat guy with no money?" |
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Hang on while I go get my magnify glass.
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Joliet IL |
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I have herpes/AIDS/HIV! STD anyone?
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Hey, I saw you in action in the play room; have you recovered enough to do me now?
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I'm "taking one for the team," so don't expect too much!!!
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For a fat girl you don't sweat too much.
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Welcome to the forums.
Keep the day job. |
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While at a house party of several good friends, the wife of a new couple was wearing a tank top that read, "I own the pussy, and I make the rules!" Cute, I thought.
Later, she actually expressed that mandate loudly and rudely during a pleasant conversation. Without thinking, I shot back, "Well, lady, you need to understand that I own a cock, so I'll be the sole judge of whether your rules are worth my time." Being the arrogant bitch she was, she grabbed her husband and left the party in a huff. There was loud applause from our friends as the door closed behind her. |
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1. What do you mean it IS hard ???????
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Weaver AL |
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2. You would look better with breast implants.
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TOPIC: Top ten things not to say first to a potential playmate at a party
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