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TOPIC: Time to call it a night

Created by: Katrina Original Starting post for this thread:
20 Clues a Woman Should Call it a Night... 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the hottie I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work. 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin. 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. 15. I start every conversation with a booming,"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but...." 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing)and take a quick nap. 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink. > 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

Created by: Katrina
Original Starting post for this thread:

20 Clues a Woman Should Call it a Night... 

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay
while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe I could do it too. 

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the hottie I was just four hours ago. 

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though
I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work. 

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. 

10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming. 

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin. 

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor. 

15. I start every conversation with a booming,"DON'T take this the WRONG
WAY but...." 

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. 

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing)and take a quick nap. 

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on
the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink. >

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm 
having problems walking straight.

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