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TOPIC: There once was a man from Nantucket
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There was a young man from Mass.
Whose balls were made out of brass When he rubbed them together, they played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass |
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there once was a man from calcutta
who beat his meat in the gutter but he found that the heat was to much for her meat cause ir always came out like butter |
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there once was a woman from Judea
who thought she was schrewder than budda she took off her clothes and danced by his nose but budda was schrewder he screwed her |
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There once was a man named Crockett
whose wife plugged his cock in a socket the nasty old Bitch next turned on the switch and poor Crockett took off like a rocket |
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I think I made up a new one but if not feel free to correct me....
A lady came straight from mass She rode into town on a ass The pickings were slim All the men were not trim So she went home with a fine young lass..... |
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there once was a man from nantucket whos dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it
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There once was a Senator from Mass.,
who went out in search of some ass. He lucked up and found it, then fucked up and drowned it, and that was the end of his ass. |
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Maybe: That was pretty good! I had heard a lot of these before, but that one was new and very funny.
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There once was a man from Kent,
who had one so long that it bent To save himself trouble, he put it in double And, instead of coming, he went! |
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