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TOPIC: There once was a man from Nantucket
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My name is Pancho
I work on a rancho I work for five pesos a day I go to miss Lucy She gives me her pussy She takes my five pesos away. |
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On the breast of a barmaid from Crail
Was tatooed the price of the ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind, The same information in Braille. |
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There once was a girl from Gulf Breeze
Who was always eager to please You'd just say "Hello" And she'd happily show The tricks she could do on her knees. |
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Posted this somewhere else, but this is where it belongs.
There once was a young man from Kent Whose prick was so long that it bent. So to save himself trouble He put it in double and instead of coming he went! |
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Back in the days of old,
When men were daring and bold, and condoms weren't invented, Men tied socks, around there cocks, And babies were prevented! |
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Ok here are my versions of a couple of these:
About Me (LOL): When I'm dead and in my grave No more pussy will I crave Upon my tombstone will be seen Here lie the bones of a fucking machine That Nantucket fellow: There once was a man from Nantucket Who's cock was so long he could suck it To save himslef trouble He folded it double... And instead of cumming, he went. The old one about Ted Kennedy: There once was a senator from Mass Who wanted a new piece of ass He lucked up and found one Fucked up and drowned one Now his career's in the past |
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Greenville SC |
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There once was a man from Belaire
He fuck a chick on the stairs The banister broke He Double his stroke and polished her off in mid air |
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There once was a lady from Decatur
She was laid by a Florida gator Nobody Knew How Good she could Screw Cause after he laid her He ate her |
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Lake City FL |
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A pretty young miss from St. Paul
wore a newspaper dress to a ball. The dress caught on fire and burned her entire front page...sporting section and all. |
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Cocoa FL |
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There once was a whore from Peru,
Who filled her twat full of glue, She said, with a grin, "If they'll pay to get in, they'll pay to get out again too!" |
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