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TOPIC: There once was a man from Nantucket
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All I know is There once was a man from Nantucket who's d... was so long he could suck it.
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There once was a man from Sydney, He could put it in up to her kidney. But a man from Quebec, Put it up to her neck, He had a big one, didn't he?
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Jacksonville FL
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There once was a couple named Kelly Who always walked belly to belly because of their haste they used Library paste Instead of petroleum jelly
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Manville NJ
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There once was a girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken By riding her bike down a cobblestone pike But I know it's broken from pokin' |
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New Orleans LA
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There once was a fellow named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave Said he, i admit she does smell a bit but think of the money i save!
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Ocean City MD
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The cabin boy, the cabin boy... That dirty little nipper. He lined his ass with broken glass, and circumcised the skipper!
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Charlotte NC
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There was a gay fellow named Groom Who took a lesbian to his room; but they argued all night, over who had the right to do what, with what, to whom!
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Charlotte NC
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There once was a lady named Alice, who used a dynamite stick for a phallus, they found her vagina in North Carolina and parts of her ass down in Dallas...
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Henderson NV
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Tim and I a camping went Asked three girls inside our tent Since they were three and we were to I fucked one and Tim fucked two!
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Laurel MS
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There was a lady who triplets begat Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun breeding But trouble feeding Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat
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San Antonio TX
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Georgie Porgie pudding pie jacked off in his girlfriend's eye. And when her eye was dried and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!
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Franklin TN
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