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TOPIC: There once was a man from Nantucket
Created by: monkeys242
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All I know is
There once was a man from Nantucket
who's d... was so long he could suck it.

can anyone add
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The cabin boy, the cabin boy...
That dirty little nipper.
He lined his ass with broken glass,
and circumcised the skipper!
Charlotte NC
 
 
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There was a gay fellow named Groom
Who took a lesbian to his room;
but they argued all night,
over who had the right
to do what, with what, to whom!
Charlotte NC
 
 
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There once was a lady named Alice, who used a dynamite stick for a phallus, they found her vagina in North Carolina and parts of her ass down in Dallas...
Henderson NV
 
 
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Tim and I a camping went
Asked three girls inside our tent
Since they were three and we were to
I fucked one and Tim fucked two!
Waynesboro MS
 
 
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There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat
San Antonio TX
 
 
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There once was a man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it. As he sat on a fence beating off with a wrench he hit his balls and said ahhhh FUCK IT!
Weatherford TX
 
 
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Georgie Porgie pudding pie
jacked off in his girlfriend's eye.
And when her eye was dried and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!
Ashland City TN
 
 
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My name is Pancho
I work on a rancho
I work for five pesos a day
I go to miss Lucy
She gives me her pussy
She takes my five pesos away.
Douglassville PA
 
 
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On the breast of a barmaid from Crail
Was tatooed the price of the ale,
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind,
The same information in Braille.
Sarasota FL
 
 
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There once was a girl from Gulf Breeze
Who was always eager to please
You'd just say "Hello"
And she'd happily show
The tricks she could do on her knees.
Daniels MD
 
 
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TOPIC: There once was a man from Nantucket