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TOPIC: There once was a man from Nantucket
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All I know is
There once was a man from Nantucket who's d... was so long he could suck it. can anyone add |
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There once was a man from Sydney,
He could put it in up to her kidney. But a man from Quebec, Put it up to her neck, He had a big one, didn't he? |
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There once was a couple named Kelly
Who always walked belly to belly because of their haste they used Library paste Instead of petroleum jelly |
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Dunellen NJ |
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There once was a girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken By riding her bike down a cobblestone pike But I know it's broken from pokin' |
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New Orleans LA |
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There once was a fellow named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave Said he, i admit she does smell a bit but think of the money i save! |
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Ocean City MD |
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The cabin boy, the cabin boy...
That dirty little nipper. He lined his ass with broken glass, and circumcised the skipper! |
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Charlotte NC |
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There was a gay fellow named Groom
Who took a lesbian to his room; but they argued all night, over who had the right to do what, with what, to whom! |
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Charlotte NC |
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There once was a lady named Alice, who used a dynamite stick for a phallus, they found her vagina in North Carolina and parts of her ass down in Dallas...
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Henderson NV |
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Tim and I a camping went
Asked three girls inside our tent Since they were three and we were to I fucked one and Tim fucked two! |
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Laurel MS |
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There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun breeding But trouble feeding Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat |
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San Antonio TX |
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Georgie Porgie pudding pie
jacked off in his girlfriend's eye. And when her eye was dried and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut! |
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Ashland City TN |
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