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TOPIC: The divorce
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A husband and wife get a divorce. The wife is worth a lot of money but forgets to take the ex husband off of her accounts. In her will she requests that ALL of her money be buried with her. The wife dies. At the wake, the wife's sister approaches the ex husband and says, "you took all of her money against her wishes. She wanted to be buried with it". The ex husband replies, "no I didn't, I gave her a check!"

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Man wanted to buy his daughter a special Barbie for her birthday. After being shown several and deeming htem not "special" enough, he was shown Divorce Barbie. He was shocked to find out the $15,000 pricetag for a doll! When he aske why she was so expensive, the retailer explained, "she comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's....."

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You know why divorce is so expensive?

It's worth it! :-)

Play well my friends, play well!

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A man sits at a bar slowly sipping a beer. The bartender notices the man seems depressed and strikes up a conversation. "Hey buddy. You seem pretty down. Wanna talk about it?"

The man looks up from his mug. "My divorce was settled today. The judge ordered that everything would be split down the middle, fifty-fifty."

"Well, that's not so bad," says the bartender. "At least you got an even split."

"Yeah? Well they judge said she get's everything INSIDE the house and I get everything OUTSIDE of the house!"

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A husband and wife get a divorce. The wife is worth a lot of money but forgets to take the ex husband off of her accounts. In her will she requests that ALL of her money be buried with her. The wife dies. At the wake, the wife's sister approaches the ex husband and says, "you took all of her money against her wishes. She wanted to be buried with it". The ex husband replies, "no I didn't, I gave her a check!"

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TOPIC: The divorce