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TOPIC: The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real word. Some are terrifically innovative:

1.Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with..

2.Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3.Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4.Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

5.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6.Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

7.Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8.Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9.Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 11.Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

12.Glibido: All talk and no action.

13.Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 14.Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15.Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16.Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the lot: Ignoranus:A person who's both stupid and an asshole! xoxo Mrs. Two

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real word. Some are terrifically innovative:

1.Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with..

2.Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3.Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4.Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

5.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6.Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

7.Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8.Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9.Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 11.Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

12.Glibido: All talk and no action.

13.Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 14.Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15.Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16.Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the lot: Ignoranus:A person who's both stupid and an asshole! xoxo Mrs. Two

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