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Officer will you hold my beer while I get my driver's license, you don't want to check the trunk do you

Gretna LA
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Officer will you hold my beer while I get my driver's license. You don't want to check the trunk do you

Gretna LA
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1: hold my beer 2: I swear to go I don't eat ham 3: I'm not nude in public I'm nude in my car 4: wow you are ugly as hell 5: if I let you give me a rim job will you let me off 6: porky is that you? yeah! Porky pig how has it be? 7: are you that fat or dose you uniform just make it look like you are 8: I'm the Cookie Monster Raw! 9: I got this. I've had like 5 DWIs I know what to do by now 10: no here is your ticket ass hole

Maplewood MN
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1. Are you Andy or Barney?

2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

5. I pay your salary!

6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

Pittsburgh PA
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