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ok 4Play you asked for it

My favorite

A blonde gets into a minor fender bender and goes to the body shop to get it fixed.

The guy is really busy but is in the mood to have a little fun (at her expense of course) He tells her "I can't get to it for at least a month, but I may be able to save you some money and tell you how to fix it yourself. Go home and let the car cool down. Then blow into the tailpipe as hard as you can and the dent will pop out ! "

The blonde likes the idea of saving money and getting her car fixed sooner and home she goes. When she gets there she tells her roomate (another blonde) about her day and what she was told.

After an hour passes she goes down to her car, lays a liplock on the tailpipe and starts huffing and puffing.

Her roomate comes down, looks at what's going on, and smacks the first blonde upside the head !

"It's people like you that give us blondes a bad name ! YA GOTTA ROLL THE WINDOWS UP FIRST !"

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LMHAO - this is a great one!

Raleigh NC
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LMAO!! No, we have to have more blonde jokes! (that was really good though!)

Willis TX
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lmao....just too funny

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THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES.. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, " ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".

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