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do you know why blonds don't eat toss salads.................they are afraid they can't catch them

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Two cheerleading teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes charter a double-decker bus for a weekend cheerleading competition in Brisbane.

The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realizes she hasn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here?

We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and whispered,

"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER."

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*giggle @ usclos*

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Why is it that you brunette ladies are so proud of your hair color? Is it because it matches your mustaches so well? (smirk)

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Just so you know Chuck,

(Brownwood is the Pecan capital of the world)

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Want to make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday.

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1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? ( You have to hollow out the head.)

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? (They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO? (It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? (They drowned during Spring Training.)

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? (To see what was on the other side.)

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.)

7. How did the blonde burn her nose? (Bobbing for French fries.)

8. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse.)

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.)

10. Why can't blondes put in l ight bulbs? (They keep breaking them with their hammers.)

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? (She missed.)

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data transfer.)

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? (Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.)

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs? (She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

16. Why are Asians so smart? (No blondes.)

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? (You get to park in the Handicapped Zone)

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A blonde gets disturbing news at the Ob/Gyn.......she's pregnant

Anxiously she asks.........

Doctor is it mine ?

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A blonde couple couldnt have children so they tried adoption.The adoption agency called and said They had a beautiful newborn baby boy from Russia. The blondes picked up their new baby then went to the nearby college and registered for a second language class.The admin directors asked this is rather late in life and having a new baby now,Why would you want to learn Russian now?The blondes said well soon the baby will be talking and we want to be able to understand it.

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How do you drown a blonde ?

Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of the pool.

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