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a blond college girl trying to make a little extra money was going door to door searching for odd jobs to do.a single man at one house decided to take her offer.he said sure i gotta job for ya-you can paint my porch.there's paint in the garage-just knock on the door when your done and i'll pay ya.about 4 hrs later the blond knocked on the door and said all done-and by the way that wasn't porch it was a FARRARI...

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing your hat and boots?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head

asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt - so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts..so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy...

"And, here I am."

See.... Blonde Men do exist

Brownwood TX
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do you know why blonds don't eat toss salads.................they are afraid they can't catch them

Roanoke VA
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Two cheerleading teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes charter a double-decker bus for a weekend cheerleading competition in Brisbane.

The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realizes she hasn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here?

We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and whispered,

"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER."

Dundalk MD
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*giggle @ usclos*

Brownwood TX
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Why is it that you brunette ladies are so proud of your hair color? Is it because it matches your mustaches so well? (smirk)

Fontana CA
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Just so you know Chuck,

(Brownwood is the Pecan capital of the world)

Brownwood TX
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Want to make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday.

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1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? ( You have to hollow out the head.)

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? (They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO? (It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? (They drowned during Spring Training.)

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? (To see what was on the other side.)

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? (The cow stepped on her.)

7. How did the blonde burn her nose? (Bobbing for French fries.)

8. Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse.)

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? (Frosted flakes.)

10. Why can't blondes put in l ight bulbs? (They keep breaking them with their hammers.)

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? (She missed.)

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? (Data transfer.)

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? (Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.)

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? (She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs? (She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

16. Why are Asians so smart? (No blondes.)

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? (You get to park in the Handicapped Zone)

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A blonde gets disturbing news at the Ob/Gyn.......she's pregnant

Anxiously she asks.........

Doctor is it mine ?

Adams MA
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