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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"

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Hahahahahahahaha!

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a blond college girl trying to make a little extra money was going door to door searching for odd jobs to do.a single man at one house decided to take her offer.he said sure i gotta job for ya-you can paint my porch.there's paint in the garage-just knock on the door when your done and i'll pay ya.about 4 hrs later the blond knocked on the door and said all done-and by the way that wasn't porch it was a FARRARI...

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing your hat and boots?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head

asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt - so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts..so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy...

"And, here I am."

See.... Blonde Men do exist

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do you know why blonds don't eat toss salads.................they are afraid they can't catch them

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Two cheerleading teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes charter a double-decker bus for a weekend cheerleading competition in Brisbane.

The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realizes she hasn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here?

We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and whispered,

"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER."

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*giggle @ usclos*

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Why is it that you brunette ladies are so proud of your hair color? Is it because it matches your mustaches so well? (smirk)

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Just so you know Chuck,

(Brownwood is the Pecan capital of the world)

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Want to make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday.

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