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this blond was driving down a country road,and she see this other blond sitting in a row boat in the middle of a corn field, just a rowing as hard as she could.the blond driver pulls over and yells out to her, it's blonds like you that give us a bad name, if i knew how to swim i would come out there and kick your ass

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Three girls, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette, all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

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A blonde couple adopted a baby from a russian adoption agency.They did all the paperwork and took the baby home.On the way they stopped at the local college and signed up for foriegn language russian classes.The admin director asked,Why on earth with a new baby would you want to take on something as big as learning a new language.The Blondes replied well soon the baby will start talking and we want to be able to understand it.

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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter." xxxxxxxxxx Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $16,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours. xxxxxxxxx A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold." "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?" The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee". xxxxxxxxx A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

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a smart blonde a brunette and santa clause are walking down the street and see a dollar.who picks it up?

the brunette, the other two don't exist.

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what do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?

a brunette

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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"

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Hahahahahahahaha!

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a blond college girl trying to make a little extra money was going door to door searching for odd jobs to do.a single man at one house decided to take her offer.he said sure i gotta job for ya-you can paint my porch.there's paint in the garage-just knock on the door when your done and i'll pay ya.about 4 hrs later the blond knocked on the door and said all done-and by the way that wasn't porch it was a FARRARI...

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing your hat and boots?"

The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head

asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt - so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts..so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy...

"And, here I am."

See.... Blonde Men do exist

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