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During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital...

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Why did the blonde snort lines of sweet and low?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the blonde screw a mexican guy?

Cause her English teacher said she could get extra credit for doing an essay

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One blonde says to the other. "Which is further away, Florida or the moon?"

"Hello!" says the other blonde. "Can you see Florida?"

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What is a Blonde's favorite Nursery Rhyme ?

Hump me Dump me

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Thanks for the welcome!! WE have another one for ya lol. What is the diffrence between a pick pocket, and a peeping tom????A pick pocket snatches watches lol....He had unconsentual sex one time, and they charged him with a felony, and he told the judge that it was a misdomeanor if they hadnt have had sex, the judge says why is that? He said the more I miss the meaner I get lol...

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frisky, welcome to the forums and thanks for the humor.

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my wife was driving down the road by a corn field and seen another blond in a rowboat in the field just a rowing away and my wife stops and says quote [its dumb blonds like you that give good blonds like me a bad name and if i could swim i would come out there and whip your ass] rofl

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My favorite Dumb blonde joke ...............I could change my own tire but why would I.......................makes ya wonder who the jokes on (smirk)

"Being a dumb blonde isn't a curse it's an art form." Mrs Sav

Observation 101 .....it is only the bleached fake blondes that are insulted by Blonde jokes the rest of us adore them !!!

A guy walks up to the bar where a beautiful blonde is sitting. He leans over and whispers "You know the moment I saw you I wanted to get in your pants" she replies "Really !!!! The moment I saw you it occured to me I already had a perfect asshole in my pants"

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooooooooooo????? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking salesguy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo??????? It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!!!

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