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A guy approached a blonde and said: "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. I am wondering if I can get your phone number. So I can call you." The blond says: "Oh that's easy. You can get my number out of the phone book." But I don't know your name, says the guy. Silly, my name is in the phone book too.

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LOL... Mark, love the joke, Disney geek that I am :-)

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During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital...

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Why did the blonde snort lines of sweet and low?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the blonde screw a mexican guy?

Cause her English teacher said she could get extra credit for doing an essay

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One blonde says to the other. "Which is further away, Florida or the moon?"

"Hello!" says the other blonde. "Can you see Florida?"

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What is a Blonde's favorite Nursery Rhyme ?

Hump me Dump me

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Thanks for the welcome!! WE have another one for ya lol. What is the diffrence between a pick pocket, and a peeping tom????A pick pocket snatches watches lol....He had unconsentual sex one time, and they charged him with a felony, and he told the judge that it was a misdomeanor if they hadnt have had sex, the judge says why is that? He said the more I miss the meaner I get lol...

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frisky, welcome to the forums and thanks for the humor.

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my wife was driving down the road by a corn field and seen another blond in a rowboat in the field just a rowing away and my wife stops and says quote [its dumb blonds like you that give good blonds like me a bad name and if i could swim i would come out there and whip your ass] rofl

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