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2 blondes sitting on a park bench, when one asks "What do you think is further, the moon or Florida". The other blonde responds, "Hellooo, you can see the moon"

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A beautiful blond is sitting at a bus stop listening to her ipod. A man comes up and sees her enjoying herself and ask if he can listen too. She says "no". "Why not?" he says she replies "If I take the headphones I'll die He thinks about it for a minute then grabs her headphones. She starts gagging and keels over dead. Shocked he calls the police and explains what happened. The cop ask "What was she listening to? "I don't know, when she died I didn't think to listen" handing the cop the headset. "Here, you listen" The cop does then arrests the man for murder. At his trial the cop explains what happened. The mans lawyer says "You never let him listen to the tape?" "No, but it proved he is guilty of killing her" The cop says "You're honor" the lawyer says "We would like to hear this evidence" "Very well" says the judge and they play the tape and as soon as he hears it the man changes his pled to guilty.

On the tape was....

"Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."

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The blond and her husband go to bed one night and can not go to sleep because the dogs next door keep barking. Finally, at 3AM the blonde gets up and says"I am going to fix this" The husband is worried and she will not tell him her plan. A few minutes later the dogs are barking louder than ever. When she returns to the bedroom he asked her," what did she do"? Her reply." I put them in our backyard lets see how they like it"!

Bethel OH
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What do you call a blond with a IQ of 140? A golden retriever.

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Just in time for College Footballs Season........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept s creaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!

Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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Rdy, I can't wait until the day when I can bring a huge something else to your face.

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A blond pulls into a gas station to get gas in her car for the first time. The attendant comes to the window and asks: How can I help you? The blond says: I want a half a tank of gas. The attendant asks: How many gallons is that going to be? Blond says back: How should I know? I don't work here.

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Blonde and brunette share an office space. Brunette receives gorgeous floral arrangement (very pricey) with the card which reads, "To the sexiest woman I know"

Blonde - Ooooooh, they are sooo beautiful, you must be sooo excited!

Brunette - Yes, they are really nice.

Blonde - Geez, you don't seem all that excited.

Brunette - Oh, really they ARE really nice, it's just that I know what it means.

Blonde - What's that?

Brunette - I can tell I'm going to have to spend the weekend with my legs locked behind my neck.

Blonde - Damn, girl, you've got to get yourself a VASE!

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A guy approached a blonde and said: "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. I am wondering if I can get your phone number. So I can call you." The blond says: "Oh that's easy. You can get my number out of the phone book." But I don't know your name, says the guy. Silly, my name is in the phone book too.

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LOL... Mark, love the joke, Disney geek that I am :-)

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