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TOPIC: THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
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A blond pulls into a gas station to get gas in her car for the first time. The attendant comes to the window and asks: How can I help you? The blond says: I want a half a tank of gas. The attendant asks: How many gallons is that going to be? Blond says back: How should I know? I don't work here.
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Blonde and brunette share an office space. Brunette receives gorgeous floral arrangement (very pricey) with the card which reads, "To the sexiest woman I know"
Blonde - Ooooooh, they are sooo beautiful, you must be sooo excited! Brunette - Yes, they are really nice. Blonde - Geez, you don't seem all that excited. Brunette - Oh, really they ARE really nice, it's just that I know what it means. Blonde - What's that? Brunette - I can tell I'm going to have to spend the weekend with my legs locked behind my neck. Blonde - Damn, girl, you've got to get yourself a VASE! |
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A blonde goes to see the Dr. and says, Doc. there is something wrong with me and I don't know what. She tells him that it hurts everywhere on her body, no matter where she touches, it hurts. She says look, I touch my stomach, ouch. I touch my leg, ouch I touch my head, ouch. I even touch my foot with my shoe on and ouch.
The Doc. looks at her awhile and says, no problem, we can have you fixed up and better in no time. She says, really? What's wrong with me? The Doc. looks at her and says , you have a broken finger. |
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A guy approached a blonde and said: "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. I am wondering if I can get your phone number. So I can call you." The blond says: "Oh that's easy. You can get my number out of the phone book." But I don't know your name, says the guy. Silly, my name is in the phone book too.
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Tulare CA |
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LOL... Mark, love the joke, Disney geek that I am :-)
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Visalia CA |
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During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google,
it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital... |
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Why did the blonde snort lines of sweet and low?
She thought it was diet coke. |
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Why did the blonde screw a mexican guy?
Cause her English teacher said she could get extra credit for doing an essay |
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Aurora CO |
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One blonde says to the other. "Which is further away, Florida or the moon?"
"Hello!" says the other blonde. "Can you see Florida?" |
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What is a Blonde's favorite Nursery Rhyme ?
Hump me Dump me |
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