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Rdy, I can't wait until the day when I can bring a huge something else to your face.

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A blond pulls into a gas station to get gas in her car for the first time. The attendant comes to the window and asks: How can I help you? The blond says: I want a half a tank of gas. The attendant asks: How many gallons is that going to be? Blond says back: How should I know? I don't work here.

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Blonde and brunette share an office space. Brunette receives gorgeous floral arrangement (very pricey) with the card which reads, "To the sexiest woman I know"

Blonde - Ooooooh, they are sooo beautiful, you must be sooo excited!

Brunette - Yes, they are really nice.

Blonde - Geez, you don't seem all that excited.

Brunette - Oh, really they ARE really nice, it's just that I know what it means.

Blonde - What's that?

Brunette - I can tell I'm going to have to spend the weekend with my legs locked behind my neck.

Blonde - Damn, girl, you've got to get yourself a VASE!

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A guy approached a blonde and said: "I couldn't help but notice you from across the room. I am wondering if I can get your phone number. So I can call you." The blond says: "Oh that's easy. You can get my number out of the phone book." But I don't know your name, says the guy. Silly, my name is in the phone book too.

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LOL... Mark, love the joke, Disney geek that I am :-)

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During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital...

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Why did the blonde snort lines of sweet and low?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the blonde screw a mexican guy?

Cause her English teacher said she could get extra credit for doing an essay

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One blonde says to the other. "Which is further away, Florida or the moon?"

"Hello!" says the other blonde. "Can you see Florida?"

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What is a Blonde's favorite Nursery Rhyme ?

Hump me Dump me

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